Conversation at dinner table:
18 year old son (high school senior): So this girl comes up to me at breakfast and says, 'Hey, can I have a drink of your juice?' And I say, 'Sure.' So she takes the cup and SHE DRINKS THE ENTIRE THING! I was so mad. So then her friend comes over and starts eating my cinnamon roll. Just picking away at it until it's GONE!
Me (highly knowledgeable mom and a girl with 3 sisters): She has a crush on you. They like you.
Son: No, they don't.
Me: Yes, they do. That's a girl's way of saying 'I want you to take care of me and feed me for the rest of my life.'
Son: No, it isn't. Just because they come up and annoy me and eat my food doesn't mean they want to marry me and live with me forever.
Me: Of course not. It's all subconscious. But yes, underneath that is what they're saying, although they don't realize it. Believe me, I know how girls think. One or both of them have a crush on you.
Son: (scoffingly) No, they don't.
What do you think, people? Is this a crush or not?